The other day Dahlia was getting ready for bed. Monti comes in after taking a bath, naked.
D:”DON’T CHANGE IN HERE!!!!!”
M: (ignores her)
D:”DON’T CHANGE IN HERE!!!! I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR NAKED BOOTY. WHEN I SEE NAKED BOOTIES IT MAKES ME LAUGH AND I GET SAD WHEN I LAUGH!!!!!!”
She was dead serious.
In other news, Lumpy is doing very poorly. I don’t think he’s going to be with us much longer. So sad.